If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.
by ivebeenbroken September 19, 2023

by puckin May 1, 2021

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.
My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!
Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.
Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.
by lord0caedus May 28, 2010


by Peter Piper Pecker August 9, 2023

The 50 Percent Rule was first invented in spring 2016 by Swiss citizen K.E.
As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.
It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.
You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.
It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.
You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
A: "Hey man, can I take that seat?"
B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"
B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"
by crevek1900x May 25, 2016

When an argumentation goes to shits and both parties opinions are split in two halves, the "butt rule truce" is an option to defuse the situation. Whoever claims it first gets to spank the other on the bum to lighten the atmosphere.
In a written context, it's shortened as brt, which also can lead to hilarious follow-up.
In a written context, it's shortened as brt, which also can lead to hilarious follow-up.
Wow, we can't seem to agree on if sloths are slow or not in any way, I call butt rule truce. *smack*
by Testostus January 24, 2017
