A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
Get the crotch chrismug. 
by why tho ???? December 4, 2023
Get the Chrismug. chris
chris gets bullied everyday (dont bully him) and he has a cat, a hamster, bird, and ferret, he gets hard when he sees you tho :flushed:
by youaregay149013084512351 November 2, 2019
Get the chrismug. by chrispytoes September 25, 2022
Get the Chris be Chrissingmug. This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.
by Notachris November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug.