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My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.
A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
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baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.
by davelat September 3, 2025
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SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag
Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!
by MuckyMike November 4, 2010
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Bagel Brain

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Example (Clip be BFB 8)
Donut:You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host!
Lollipop:Hahahahaha. You're actually using my nickname?
Donut: Hey shut up, it’s a habit!
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Reused be A fandom be copy and paste, and be bfdi is owned by jacknjellify (be A Cary Huang)
BFB is season 4a be clip is here 1:21 Is be word.
Bagel Brain! 🥯🧠
by Greyisblack666 August 9, 2024
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Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff
#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.
by Snakevon February 19, 2021
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Car Brain

An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.
Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!
by URBANist_ November 3, 2025
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Runner's Brain

A temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.
After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 8, 2013
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