Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 13, 2019

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 12, 2019

Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.

Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.

by SassySammie June 18, 2021

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

dry bird

Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick

Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed

by dirty turkeys November 09, 2023

Bird watching

Observing female on female porn.

I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.

by Nikistreet slumber December 29, 2015

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.

Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.

by Bawston69 July 10, 2020