Dad

Where has dad go? Hmm? Where is milk?

My dad went to the store to get milk and cigarettes. He never cane back

by MyMomDoesntLoveMeLmao May 03, 2021

Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

dad

depressed anxious drinking disorder

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder

by lilsamsixty9 June 04, 2021

Dad

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger

Dad i need little bit more money for this.Can you lend me some. Of course buddy.

by up here November 10, 2022

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Dad

A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.

“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”

by Yung Gravy train chu chu February 02, 2019

Dad

Dad:twat

Who’s ur dad???
Me:a twat

by Poppy 😘 December 06, 2020