Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020

New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be

Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too

by Newdad January 5, 2019

dad

someone who leaves you for porn hub

my dad left me for porn

by this scrodum April 3, 2019

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021