Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
Get the Christmas socksmug. "Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
Get the slinky sockmug. by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
Get the midget socksmug. A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
Get the Shit Sockmug. To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.
by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024
Get the Organize your socksmug. Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.
by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020
Get the Cum sockmug.