Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.

"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"

Courtesy Sandwich by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020

Shit Sandwich 

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

Shit Sandwich by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Knuckle Sandwich 

When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.

Lori gave Larry the knuckle sandwich combo last night after he forgot her birthday.

Knuckle Sandwich by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020

Mayo Sandwich 

Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.

Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK

Mayo Sandwich by tips300 April 1, 2020

Condom Sandwich 

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

Condom Sandwich by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Bro sandwich 

Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.

I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.

Bro sandwich by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020

turd sandwich 

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

turd sandwich by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020