potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.

what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??

by potato overlordking November 29, 2016

Potato

Noel Gallagher

POTATO.

by Clive Evans July 8, 2017

Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.

I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!

by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

Potato

The bestest thing you will find in your kitchen

I have an amazing potato Steve come look at it

by Pizzapickershin June 21, 2019

potato

A potato is a thicc, luscious and chubby looking vegetable, often wearing a smooth yellow spotted jacket. you can salad a potato. you can chip a potato, and you can be a couch potato.

i love eating raw potatoes.

by Sissy Tea June 6, 2019