"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
by general secretary April 16, 2024
Get the Potato mug.Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023
Get the little potatoes have big eyes mug.When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017
Get the Potato Chip mug.by Xkell July 11, 2019
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1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016
Get the potato mug.So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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