frosty hand grenade

Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."

"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."

"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."

by Anthony and Matty January 4, 2009

second-hand flirting

Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.

I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?

Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.

by OmniMitch July 26, 2020

Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.

Did you have sex with your hand last night

by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020

Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 14, 2016

Edward Scat Hands

A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.

Yo bros wanna play Edward Scat Hands tonight?
Sure but I’m not losing this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 9, 2020

hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.

My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021