John Taylor

Having the force of the Flop.

Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.

by JBLC October 18, 2008

john king

something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!

all we know is king john holds the identity to john king

;)

bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''

by thegirls July 9, 2009

lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner

ryan did a lonesome john in public

by RYkWAS March 19, 2009

John Woo

The coolest mother fucker on Furcadia.
BAR NONE. The greatest there is, there was and there ever will be. BAR NONE.

John Woo Furcadia Cool The Man With The Plan Who does yo mamma?

by John Woo April 9, 2005

A John Mayar

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.

Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.

by Matts B November 26, 2006

John Balls

He's got no balls, unlike his last name says. Possibly one of the worst combinations ever, and seriously, no.

John Balls. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

by Mikailoasda September 24, 2011

Alpha John

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS

Wow, he is an Alpha John

by mrhs1994 May 5, 2009