jack nelson

The Pengest Boy You'll Ever Meet, Sex Magnet, Extremely Large Penis

I Want to Fuck Jack Nelson

by MC BigPenis September 19, 2016

Blow Jack

To masturbate under the influence of cocaine.

I was caught blow jacking in the strip club bathroom.

by detective dipshit November 16, 2011

jack off

jack off is what most young guys often like to do.

I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!

by eda-skip June 13, 2022

jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

by kunivaxpblahh February 2, 2009

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016

jack bastard

A Knobhead Football Supporter From Swansea City Who Lives In Dillusioned World, Thinking Their Team Is Great.

Look At Those Jack Bastards Over There, What A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

by Teamian December 24, 2008

Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!

by Oz January 17, 2005