Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025

Happy Wave

The movement of a girl tit when you suck the nipple.

I Felt her Happy Wave last week.

by Hay- Hay January 27, 2022

green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.

As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.

by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Happiness

Tequila.

Happiness can be found at the bottom of a bottle…of Jose Cuervo

by Pineapplevapes July 18, 2022