Cunt flower

1. When a woman's cunt is perfumed or smells clean.

1. When I went to go down on Jane, it had the smell of a cunt flower.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 20, 2010

cunt hacker

A term used to describe a person who is pissing you off, talking shit, or is just plain stupid.

Pipe down Tim, you cunt hacker

by Durbridge September 10, 2006

Cunt-rag

A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.

Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.

by Jesus-sauce March 26, 2008

Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Cunt Drunk

Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.

by Bronze John December 21, 2008

Cunt Bun

A type of hair style for a man where they usually have long hair on top tied into a bun or small pony tail, whilst having the backs and sides of their hair very short.

This haircut is usually accompanied by a man with a cunt-like personality.

An example of this hairstyle can be seen on Proudlock from Made In Chelsea.

"Look at that schweff with a cunt bun"
"Yeah, I bet he is such a dick"

by harry20larry November 9, 2014