Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

CAN CANS

LLK supporter.

CAN CANS IS THE BEST LLK MEMBER?!?

by Alex Forilum January 24, 2022

Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.

"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"

by TheCallMe January 24, 2022

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Can

Mace or pepper spray.

Canned(Past tense)

A: “Those goons are waiting for you at the train station bro!”

B: “Don’t worry one of my backup has a can.”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022