Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 6, 2023

sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.

Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.

by shiegolas April 30, 2015

pulling a Tom

complaining and yelling so loudly that customers think that you are "going postal;" walking around like Dwight Schrute; stalking; traveling to departments where you are not welcome; giving insight on current events that are only opinions made to sound like facts

That guy over there is getting all riled up. He's pulling a Tom

by BigFoot305 December 22, 2020

tom

a dutch guys with a big dick

person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.

by anonymous September 20, 2021

tom

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by hello i am boy June 24, 2021

Tom

An alcoholic void eyes jehovah's witness who cries over a bass and stabs people with harpoons

Tom is a dick

by Tordloveshentai September 1, 2017

tom holland

tom holland is a super hot British guy he is married to flora Macdonald he has a super cute dog and has been in many very amazing movies most known for spiderman did i mention he's with flora Macdonald

tom holland is very talented and very good look as in HOT AF

by tom holland wife January 24, 2022