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club house ho

A woman who jumps from a relationship with one man to his friend and then more of his friends.
That Kaycee is a real club house ho, first she wit Frank then she banged Frank's friend Mike & now Mikes friend Ray Ray banging her.
by damainbitch November 17, 2017
mugGet the club house homug.

HOS

action. (Hug on Sight). Play on words of KOS (Kill on Sight).
Occurs when a m1 sees m2 in the wild, and is a prophecy in m1's skull that he must HOS to m2.
This has been captured only a few times. When an HOS occurs, special precautions must take place, including special underwear. If an HOS is executed perfectly, it is one the most beautiful things to happen in nature.
when i see m1 i'm going to HOS immediately. Burning building with babies? HOS to m1. School bus explosion? HOS to m1.
by monkeyluvbanana July 30, 2024
mugGet the HOSmug.

Ho getter

A female who one can employ to engage in combat with another female. Ho getters are essential to men because they are not permitted to physically assault a female (aka slappin a bitch) even when she may deserve it.
Taken from Ludacris' verse in "Livin the life"

"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"

"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"

"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"
by Wiggles in paris March 16, 2012
mugGet the Ho gettermug.

ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.
The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
by bitchuck December 24, 2024
mugGet the ho ho homug.

fucka ho

when u really mad at someone(normally a girl) and you and yo friends all mad. you just say "man fucka ho"
me:damn what a fuckin fitch
friends: fucka ho
by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019
mugGet the fucka homug.

Ho ho

Little kid : why did you hurt me?
Fat man : ho ho motherfucker!
by Blank Man 2.0 August 28, 2019
mugGet the Ho homug.

Freak Ho

She is a major freak ho
by Idkyoubitch156 June 23, 2022
mugGet the Freak Homug.

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