Tom

Tom in the most handsome man in the world. With a beard like moss growing from a big rock and a moustache like the fifth Beatles member of your dreams, his glowy skin and honeycomb laugh is enough to capture the attention of even the most aloof Princess. He is strong and powerful and respected by his peers, and cares steadfastly for those he loves. He usually is addicted to Letterboxd and is a film bro, but that's okay because his infinite depth makes up for the addiction to logging movies. Just a simple word from Tom and you will be on your knees.

Wow, Tom is the bomb. Or did he just drop a bomb? From his butt? Weird...

by stevienicks69 April 19, 2024

TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month

jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Wealand

Leaking Hoop

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

See also:

White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"

by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015

Tom Davy

Tom Davy is a B-Tec version of Jonny Ashworth.

Ayo that aint Jonny Ashworth. Thats Tom Davy. Hes shit.

by AtomicNerd June 22, 2021