jack off

jack off is what most young guys often like to do.

I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!

by eda-skip June 13, 2022

jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

by kunivaxpblahh February 2, 2009

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016

jack bastard

A Knobhead Football Supporter From Swansea City Who Lives In Dillusioned World, Thinking Their Team Is Great.

Look At Those Jack Bastards Over There, What A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

by Teamian December 24, 2008

Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!

by Oz January 17, 2005

Jack Diddley

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

(high)jacked

To steal or take control of

That muthafucka was talkin smack so i layed him out and jacked his Rolex

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004