wet churro slap

the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.

my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.

by itty bitty nipple guy July 30, 2012

Slap samúel day

Its slap samúel day on october 3

Its slap samúel day

by PattiHahaha October 2, 2019

Egyptian Rat Slap

When a man with an uncircumcised penis cums, then with his floppy slaps the girl/guy he's with across the face.

Mary: So what you and Daquan get into last night?
Lauren: Oh, he gave me an Egyptian Rat Slap.
Mary: Damn, I need me a man like Daquan.

by SpaceWalking June 13, 2016

Ass Slap Friday

A misogynistic game used to have an excuse for men to slap women’s asses.

Girl 1: “Ugh, is it Ass Slap Friday again?”
Girl 2: “Well, I guess I’m a part of the 97% now.”

by K. Nicky April 15, 2021

slap my dick

When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.

Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-

Son: Slap my dick, bitch.

by Pamphilos October 7, 2017

emotional bitch slap

to be told something so harsh its like a bitch slap to your emotions

"dude your new hair colors pretty dingy"
"hey man thats like an emotional bitch slap"
"sorry man"

by sdcox March 16, 2009

Slap ass month

The whole month of October where jocks and pricks think it is ok to slap random girl’s asses. Basically harassment but since it’s slap ass month they can’t get in trouble.

Jaiden: yo we should slap noelles ass
Ziyier: why

Jaiden: because it’s slap ass month

*slaps noelles ass so hard that you could hear it from 10 ft away*

by Chocolateypoop October 14, 2019