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tough salad

the most hard salad you could ever eat
tough salad by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

Hand Salad 

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
Hand Salad by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

paperclip salad 

Is what happens when some jackwaggon desided to chain a whole basket full of paper clips together.
Well this is just a paperclip salad!

crushing salad 

wasting time and doing nothing with your life
that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

Hurricane Salad 

When Perco and Fingercake whoop you 3 or more goals consecutive in Rocket League.
Ohhhh...hurricane salad, lol.
Hurricane Salad by Coralface July 22, 2017