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Sam

Just a piece of wet bread to be honest isnt he that sam
by Carl Franklins July 27, 2020
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Sam

An alleged gay femboy. Good sense of humor and somewhat nice. He is totally going to get cancelled one day.
Person A: Do you see him? The gay looking one? He's Sam.
Person B: Wow.
by fleurfairee October 28, 2024
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Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.
“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”
by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019
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Sam

A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis

Can also be a substitute for the word damn
After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam

“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite
“Really? Sam.”
by Thoonks May 26, 2018
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Sam

A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.

Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
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Sam Bruce

The king of all cucks, as he has a long distacne girlfriend that cheats on him regurealy and he enjoys it and gets her to send videos of her lovers gooning to her. He also runs her socail media to get more boys to bone her
by Sam bruce-lover February 5, 2025
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Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger
You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung
by Sammied158 October 2, 2021
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