Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation
by Coon36 July 7, 2022
Get the A Sammug. A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023
Get the Sam Bortnickmug. the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
by loltswiftfan May 8, 2023
Get the sam mccombsmug. A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019
Get the sam seamore 007mug. shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
by lambo nigs August 28, 2019
Get the sam badgermug. by finfjbfk444 October 30, 2018
Get the sam chiavettamug. Sam is so supportive!!!
by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020
Get the Sammug.