jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

by kunivaxpblahh February 2, 2009

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016

jack bastard

A Knobhead Football Supporter From Swansea City Who Lives In Dillusioned World, Thinking Their Team Is Great.

Look At Those Jack Bastards Over There, What A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

by Teamian December 24, 2008

Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!

by Oz January 17, 2005

jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.

As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!

by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009

jack king

a total hottie who loves the putwar

i love jack king alot

by whatttuppp July 28, 2008

Jack the mainline

Doing heroin intravenously in the style of Robbie Williams. See also rock the mainline.

From Robbie Williams' "Rudebox":

"Ok then check the tan line
Make your body shape
Like you're stood on a landmine
Call me on my mobile
Not the landline
And jack the mainline
At the same time"

by Some Fresh Money September 18, 2007