porch monkey

A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.

Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!

by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006

Monkey Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

Porch Monkey

Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"

by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008

sea monkeys

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

by XopsX June 12, 2003

Fudge Monkey

Monkey made out of Fudge DUH!!!

Ur MOM is such a fudge Monkey.

by arelys91 July 23, 2007

monkey spunk

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006

dusty monkey

Doing a really old black chick in the vagina. Also a reference to a prize on Fantasy Factory.

Did you hear? Jeremy got a dusty monkey with Queen Latifah last night.

by sneakyrat April 27, 2009