meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.

Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.

by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019

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cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 08, 2014

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Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 20, 2020

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African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.

let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend

by Smelly moose knuckles October 30, 2018

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