by anonymous May 10, 2022
Get the Hard in the paintmug. A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.
by Penkid69 May 16, 2022
Get the Hard attackmug. when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick
by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019
Get the hard pissmug. No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.
Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".
by Reynard says July 21, 2017
Get the hard core losermug. your driver's licsense
by shabangabang February 14, 2008
Get the hard cardmug. by hardhard036daniel April 1, 2019
Get the hard hardmug.