Butt Money

When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.

We’re taking a limo tonight because I have butt money.

by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022

Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.

Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

cheeseburger money

the smallest amount of money you can have to get what you want

“fuck i need me some cheeseburger money”

by wellafella December 16, 2023

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time. Often used while offering some sort of challenge to friends or anyone nearby.

Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!

by He-ro December 28, 2022

Rahul Money Muthu

smartest person you will meet in the room, not good with women but, good with your mom. Nicole

A day doesn't go by where I don't wish I could be like Rahul Money Muthu. - Vismay Nair

by llamacop November 22, 2021

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009