Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

Five nights at freddy's

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Five nights at freddy's

by Raymond gaymond November 30, 2023

Fivester

A self promoting narcissist who gives themselves 5-star reviews on Google, or Yelp by name.

Tony Marie Rosso, The fivester made a Google review about herself saying what a great job Tony the manager is at platform urban Apartments,

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

Fiver

When you are holding in a shit for five hours and releasing nasty farts much to the dismay to those around you.

"Oh man this fiver is about to become a fixer if I can just hold it for one more hour"

"I know dude it smells like fucking shit in here!"

by Tatu 8157 February 26, 2024

Fired for making a Jew look stupid

She obviously didn't quit.

Hym "He (Ben Shapiro) isn't going to comment on it because the truth undercuts everything he purports to believe. She is allowed to say whatever she wants... But if she works for me what SHE WANTS TO SAY IS 'Israeli is perfectly justified in doing what it's doing and they must be rid of Hamas by any means necessary' and of it's not she's fired. We all know she is getting Fired for making a Jew look stupid... But if Ben Shapiro doesn't confirm that that's what happened... We all have to just sit here and pretend that didn't happen. It's a was of preempting assertions. 'You fired Candace Owens for criticizing Israel and making that stupid Jew who wrote a hit piece on her look like a retard' and then he goes 'Well I didn't say that! I didn't fire her (technically)! And since I didn't say that's what happened... You just have to accept a non-explanation' No. I don't. I can just fill in the blanks. So, who is the guy who fired her? I want to talk to him. Is he going to give a didn't answer than the one Ben gave? No. Probably not. Does your word not carry any weight at the company you started? If you told them not to fire her, would they have still fired her? No. Did you want her fired. Probably. Did you express that to the guy who controls the hiring and firing? Probably. So the fact that YOU AREN'T THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER FIRING IS IRRELEVANT. You are still the REASON she was fired. And she was fired conflict with the Jews."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Fireduck

When your having oral-sex with someone and they have duck lips but they catch on fire

The other day I saw a fireduck on xxx.com

by miss_frog_eyes April 1, 2024

Fiver

Short for 'genfiver', a term describing fans of the generation 5 Pokémon games. Fivers are known for their insufferable behaviour online and within the Pokémon community. You'll often find them in random comment sections yapping about how gen 5 was the greatest achievement ever made and hating on every game that came after it. If you disagree with them, they will not take kindly to it and usually resort to insults. Essentially they've adopted the same traits as genwunners but they act like gen 5 is still hated despite receiving nothing but praise now. And they get away with all this because they're the most vocal part of the community currently.

"Some fiver was yelling at me in an instagram comment section today. All I said was that I prefer gen 6."

by todayresentful April 11, 2024