Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 24, 2021

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 24, 2021

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 26, 2018

The Egg Breath

A sexual practice where the receiver farts into the givers mouth and then blown back into said receivers face.
Similar to the Egg Cup but with your mouth.

“I was going down on this girl and she farted in mouth, so I gave her The Egg Breath”

by MasterPainAKABetty August 12, 2021

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace

They used to only sell eggs, but now they range from all sorts of top-notch food items.

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace sells eggs.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 29, 2018

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019