Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.

Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !

by Loodo November 22, 2011

Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 5, 2011

swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011

Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

by Markfcpt December 19, 2011

argentine donkey

A term from the Royal Marines meaning Corned Beef.

What's in that sandwich? Not bloody argentine donkey again?!?

by onlyz October 26, 2013

he donkey

Another word for bull dyke

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"

by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014

phat donkey

A girl with a big phat ass, that you can't resist staring at it whenever shes around you.

Hey bro check out that girl over there with the phat donkey, I wanna saddle up and ride!

by GhostWritter May 18, 2014