Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.

John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.

by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025

Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Floor dancing

A lap dance on the floor

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.

by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018

Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

Dancing Royalty

Someone who exemplifies excellent and royalty in their dance/performance.

I have been working as a dancer in the club industry for over 11 years. I am dancing royalty!

I am well known for my performance and dance skills. People call me dancing royalty.

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023