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crack-w****

Well your standard w**** would f*** for money a crack w**** will f*** for crack
by Marcum ft.worthTX November 9, 2019
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Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019
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Crack Head

by Kshsjrwtmynmwty November 13, 2019
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I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school
by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
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Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.
tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”
by CAREEB November 25, 2019
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crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019
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Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”



“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
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