chocolate mousse pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Hot Chocolate Bomb

When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.

Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

special dark chocolate

Steven Compton's type, not to drak, not to light, like Beyonce

I am going to get some special dark chocolate.

by Ace Kaye December 2, 2021

chocolate chunnel tunnel

The rear door, the back door, your touch hole, your asshole, rectum

I stuck it in her chocolate chunnel tunnel.

by AJ James June 12, 2008

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting

Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.

"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"

"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"

by Henry Finch December 30, 2022