cum dumpster 

A human who exists for the purpose of providing male mammels with a life into which it can watch its semen pour. Key elements of a cum dumpster are that it must feel degraded and disgusted with itself even though it orgasms while its user spurts hot seed into it. All females and many males are cum dumpsters.

I wish I could stop openning my mouth and allowing my wife to watch me serve as a cum dumpster, taking the hot stream of sperm which poured out of her cunt after she had been used as a cum dumpster by her brother and his friends. I was a cum dumpster's cum dumpster, and I hated myself for enjoying the used loads I ate.

cum dumpster by load holder August 5, 2012

cum baguette  

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

cum baguette by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

Cum Cuck Tribute

A derivative of a cum tribute for, but not limited to, the humiliation of making a second party feel sexually inept at cumming on a picture.

Cum Cuck Tribute: “Please do a cum tribute on my waifu, but make fun of my tiny penis while during.”

Cum Cuck Tribute by FemFoxy February 28, 2021

cum-burping-gutter-slut 

A trashy nasty ass ho that gets around so much he/shes always burping from the daily sack lunches

Paris: Blerpgh!!!
Lindsey: She just can't keep her legs together or her mouth covered when shes burping after her cream snack in the bathroom stall.
Nicole: Yeah, she is such a cum-burping-gutter-slut that I am glad that isn't contagious.

Ex 2.

Daniel: Blerpgh!!!
Michael: Look honey, don't make me jealous now with all that letting air from some fine ass boy. If you gonna be a cum-burping-gutter-slut, be one with me!

cum-burping-gutter-slut by Andi & Rosie Project May 18, 2006

cum harvester 

Just a basic insult. Pretty self explanitory I reckon.

I made it up myself, pretty much.

Dude 1: You're silly.
Dude 2: Get fucked, you cum harvester.

cum harvester by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

cum-water 

cum-water is a glass of night-water with another guy's cum in it.

Somebody jacked off in my night water and now it's cum-water, but I know who it was -- I recognize the taste of his cum!

cum-water by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum goggles 

1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.

Tanya: So how did it go last night?

Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.

cum goggles by bebeeboo July 14, 2009