chairocalypse

By the dim light of the setting sun, chairs come alive with the malicious intentions of ending humanity. And can we blame them? They have been sat upon for many a year with nothing in return. Thus the chairs have risen up, and we puny humans cower in fear as our society crumbles like a deck of cards. Welcome to... Chairocalypse.

We were all scared of a zombie apocalypse... Chairocalypse is so much worse. We were so dumb.

by yeezies June 23, 2021

chaiventi

chaiventi is the best Tiktoker in the world
If I was dead I'd be sad if I've never knew them. Very caring and mean towards Americans

Chaiventi is amazing and sweet

by Razkazuha June 24, 2021

Chairs Mart

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.

You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"

by VonRuss May 24, 2021

chaiphobic

you are really hot. like you are probably the most attractive person ever. perhaps even the pretty best friend. you stan calvert at all times, and hate chai. chai is really bad.

"Did you hear Jacob Silver came out as chaiphobic? Omg I would use my Twitch Prime on him ngl"

by calvertvevo June 2, 2021

Chain Knife

Chain where links connecting don but touch similiar sharp edges.
Add handle(s) of choosing.

Chain knife Thats cool.

by MineOwedWu's June 29, 2021

Chair Ting

When a male is a slut. Oftentimes women will ride on their dick, hence the name, “chair” ting. Because men do be Sluts yknaaamsayin?

“Sis, this guys a whole ass chair ting, headass.”

by puthhyfaiwyy July 11, 2021

Chairsist

A person who discriminates loud chairs.

Zoe is complaining about Echo's loud chair.
Zoe is such a chairsist.

by zoesucksurbandic July 29, 2021