vice captain

Given to someone who is desperate to be captain but isn’t good enough. Usually given out of pity. No one pays attention to them no matter how much they want it.

He is a classic vice captain.

by harryglynn123 December 2, 2017

social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.

I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.

by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018

Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain

You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain

by Lil pingu May 15, 2018

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

by livejoyful August 6, 2018

Market capitalist system

It is a system that is free without much government intervention and promotes wealth creation based on the vagaries of the market

When there is no government running then the market capitalist system exists

by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018

Fuck Captain

The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.

Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.

by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019