When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
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Get the monsters ball mug.Expression; usually negative in nature. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, ranging from everyday misfortunes to completely F.U.B.A.R. situations.
After or during the act of falling off a bike and skidding down a hill: "BALLS MCGEE!!!"
"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."
"She went crazy and started screaming on the street. Then she tried to steal my bike! Total balls mcgee!"
"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."
"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."
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"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."
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Jack Pirogue made a bet in a bar in Cincinnati that he would make 2 of 3 darts into the double bullseye or his friends could mail his balls to the wall. He did not make the throws and had his ballsack cut off and nailed to the bar, coincidentally named Jack's. To this day if you go to the bar you can see a leathery dried up ballsack nailed to the wall.
Jack Pirogue made a bet in a bar in Cincinnati that he would make 2 of 3 darts into the double bullseye or his friends could mail his balls to the wall. He did not make the throws and had his ballsack cut off and nailed to the bar, coincidentally named Jack's. To this day if you go to the bar you can see a leathery dried up ballsack nailed to the wall.
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