dingle balls

It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.

When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.

by B.A.P. October 2, 2006

black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.

i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley

by ian the d April 14, 2004

monsters ball

a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton, and the magnificent Halle Barry.

I wish I could hump Halle Barry's brains out like Billy Bob did during Monsters Ball

by knucklehead February 4, 2005

balls mcgee

Expression; usually negative in nature. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, ranging from everyday misfortunes to completely F.U.B.A.R. situations.

After or during the act of falling off a bike and skidding down a hill: "BALLS MCGEE!!!"

"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."

"She went crazy and started screaming on the street. Then she tried to steal my bike! Total balls mcgee!"

"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."

by an old volvo March 6, 2010

Sigma Balls

a cult on twitter where each member is depressed, emo, gay, obsessed with the #1 anime (Bungo Stray Dogs) and hotter than anyone else on Earth

- Sigma balls matching balls 🥀⛓
- “Someone sent the :} Chuuya photo” “Oh they were probably from Sigma Balls”

by stanlee August 8, 2021

Dragging Balls

The act of dragging ones balls across the ground or various household objects in a moment of bordem

Eren was incredibly bored, so he began Dragging Balls across the living room floor

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

No-Balls Kid

A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.

???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid

by kingofthekill March 31, 2009