the good times and the bad ones

an amaizing album by why don’t we (hottest and best people on the face of the earth!) self produced and written. anyway go stream it (if its out yet) and enjoy the rest of your life, thanks. 🥰

Nina: have you heard why don’t we’s new album “the good times and the bad ones”?
Danél: YES! I love Zach!
Nina: ayeeeee! I love Daniel!

the good times and the bad ones by ninajoubert November 17, 2020

smoking is bad for you 

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

smoking is bad for you by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

you got it bad 

When it has been 36 years and you think of her every day. When you cry as you type this. When you see her in your mind's eye, and she's so young and beautiful in her jeans, with the pink belt. When you realise you can't live without her, but it's way too late for that

I was the one who wanted to split. And she did everything she could to drive me crazy. Till she could finally have the satisfaction of telling me: you got it bad

you got it bad by CCPhilly May 26, 2017

good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

good kung fu / bad kung fu by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Strong Bad

a little man with a wrestling mask and boxing gloves. He hates homestar with a passion and it the creator of TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR and TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!

Trogdor was a man!!!! Maybe he was a dragon man. or maybe he was just a dragon... but he was still TROG DOR!!!!

Strong Bad by Burninator October 27, 2003

Solitary Bad Santa 

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

Solitary Bad Santa by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Go bad 

To go off on someone.

With all that drama that girl is stirring up, she's lucky I don't go bad on her...

Go bad by Annoyedbydumbgirls January 19, 2010