Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

Block Blast

Game that basically everyone I hang out with plays while getting absolutely mogged by their high score.

Person 1: Yo hop on Block Blast.
Person 2: But your high score is so much higher than mine!
Person 1: IDFC!

by literallynothim December 8, 2024

Block Blast

The second upcoming of mobile contracting addictions which had been invented for the main purpose of increasing screen time

Omar: Hey wanna go out outside
Robert: No I'm busy playing Block Blast

by Blaza_Boi December 20, 2024

Box Blocking

Female version of Cock Blocking.

Female blocking another female from getting laid.

Did you see mad telephoniqua got when terra box blocking her last night at Courtney's party?

by Memberberry1 December 25, 2024

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

road blocks

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.

I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal

by butterybill January 3, 2025

Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025