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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.
Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!
by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017
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Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.
by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021
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killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly
(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines
by migty July 19, 2016
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Beat

“Beat” meaning utterly humiliate gage in full abidance of the rule of golf while hitting it MINIMUM 30 yards passed Gage every drive; all without $5000 irons.
Jimmy was beat badly by Roger
by The Real Websters Dic August 22, 2023
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