Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.
by nick_69420 December 8, 2020
Get the Nicholas Piemug. The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.
I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that
by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009
Get the Highland Piemug. A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem
Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!
by troutcreek June 4, 2010
Get the house piemug. by Sparkosa September 15, 2023
Get the Vegetable piemug. When you call someone a garmie pie you are usually referring to someone who likes to home wreck relationships and be way to egotistical. Garmie pies usually take things way to serious to the point where it just ruins the joke
by jensen r sjsneben October 2, 2023
Get the garmie piemug. When you ejaculate into a cup. Drink it. Say that’s pretty good. Start the oven. Turn off the oven. Turn on the burner slap a pan on that shit. Throw flour into the pan. Turn that shit on high. Cook 10minutes. Turn off. Throw some brown sugar on your girls ass. Slap it until all brown sugar melts into pan. Slide in the oven. Bake while baked. Pull it out. Ejaculate into a cup. 1/4 milk. 1 cup vodka. Stir until cum doesn’t stick to the pan. Freeze for 1 minute. Enjoy
I love gicky pie. But my girl won’t help me make it. Guess I gotta call my homeboys. We can make enough for the party tonight.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024
Get the gicky piemug. 