shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

CEHoe Hair

acronym for Chief Executive officer hair, One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class.

Oh man Eric has a wicked case of CEhoe hair! Its bigger than Don Kings!

by Ceojoe March 3, 2009

Fanny back hair

name to someone who has pubic fanny hair on their backs.

oi! fanny back hair , come here !

by pervysmervy November 26, 2021

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

Twilight hair

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.

The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".

by hippie.goth September 18, 2011

Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.

"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."

by MarilynMM December 24, 2007