S.U.F.A.

Shove it up your fucking ass

You Talkin to me?
S.U.F.A., Bitch!!

S.U.F.A. by Steve-no June 16, 2005

S.W.G. 

Snorting With Giggles. To replace LOL.

That video had me S.W.G.

S.W.G. by Slacktive April 4, 2009

S'more 

After a particularly messy poop, if the pooper gets any poops on his hand after wiping his ass, he then smears it around his bellybutton then rubs one out, nutting on the poopy area then slapping his shirt into the poop/man batter creating a S'more.

Dude! I took such a wicked poop this morning, it was so gnarly I was able to give myself a sweet S'more!

S'more by Cunny-Face October 12, 2008

S.A.D. 

Socially ackward dickhead. These are the guys that at first seem a little bit off but upon further investigation and extremely socially ackward and have no social skills with reference to the female race.

When that guy you're hooking up with tells you at 5 am that he's taking another girl to his date party in less than 48 hours, he is CLEARLY a S.A.D.

S.A.D. by Katina October 28, 2006

S.O.M. 

Shit on me.

An abbreviation used to describe an unfortunate event that has occured

s.o.m., my ipod died in the middle of my jog.

we had a test today!? S.O.M.

S.O.M. by theboss! April 14, 2011

S.O.L 

Sex on legs

That girl/guy over there is S.O.L!

S.O.L by Duckzilla July 30, 2009

S.O.J. 

simply outta jizz or so outta jizz

Jack was S.O.J. with his mom last night.

S.O.J. by aslkd January 27, 2007