by nathanfrogger8 October 24, 2016
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Get the Zane mug.Stupid big-mouth spoiled brat, tries to get a girl but gets rejected because he's a loser. Acts like a little girl when he doesn't get what he wants. Not manly at all and wants a van. Very awkward. Annoying and can't shut up. Not one to keep a secret.
A: Now everyone knows who my crush is, because of Zane.
B: I'm sorry, but why did you tell a bigmouth who your crush was?
C: Yeah, why are you even friends with him?
A: Yeah, I hate him now, he's a bumhole.
B: I'm sorry, but why did you tell a bigmouth who your crush was?
C: Yeah, why are you even friends with him?
A: Yeah, I hate him now, he's a bumhole.
by Nerdseveryday May 1, 2017
Get the Zane mug.A Zwanenfucking is a case in which a student's schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. Can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.
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John: Hello Mindy, why the long face?
Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!
John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!
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Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!
Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!
Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!
John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!
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Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!
Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!
by The Belligerent One December 27, 2007
Get the Zwanenfucked mug.An ugly muthafucka with no friends who drives a towtruck and has a pet squid. He has a small penis and has a low un-emotional voice. I'd advise you not to hang out with this person or you might catch Ebola
by budicada May 18, 2015
Get the Zane mug.Having more than two penises in or around one's mouth, vagina, asshole, or face at a given time, resulting in frequent sobbing, panic attacks, nausea, or irritation of the inner thigh.
by vagbaby March 8, 2010
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