zing zong

means you are a complete pussy.

Man jakes a fucking zing zong

by Ching Chong the ling long June 8, 2017

Zinger

A female orgasm had only in the shower, in which a woman lies on her back and uses the falling water in conjunction with a vibrator. If the vibrator is dropped it's sound is often embarrassingly audible to others in the house.

Origin: So named for the distinctive zinggggggg sound a dropped vibrator makes on the shower floor

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night, my mom was in the shower and then I heard it... I'm pretty sure she was rubbing out a Zinger

by P. Log Pyle September 14, 2010

zing

A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid.

Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.

They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.

Pseudo-Interlectual A: <some witty remark, thats not that witty that I can't be stuffed to think of right now>

Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing!"

Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."

by Lubbix_Mclubbix September 19, 2005

zing

a word used after you have insulted someone,

Sam: Wow that car's paint job is ugly
Alec:Ugly like a french Canadian
both:ZING!

by 25567876 February 28, 2010

Zinger

A snowball with urine, pebbles, and dirt mixed in to it. It's first appearance was on Snow Days. This snowball was only a prototype in the movie where pee was mixed with snow. The Zinger later evolved to what it is today.

I totally slammed you with that Zinger and now you smell like piss and shit.

by Dr. Deejay Narnar January 15, 2011

zingers

Attractive breasts of a hot woman. Named after the spicy KFC Zinger Burger made from chicken breasts.

"Wow. Look at the zingers on her."

by Reticuli July 7, 2005

zing

When you have killed someone in an arguement you or someone around you may exclaim "ZING" has loudly as possible whilst pointing directly at the person

Some Guy: Hey sat next to skeletor here you look like hercules.

Homer: ZING!

by Mark Handley March 9, 2004