go and fuck yourself

almost same meaning as go to hell, but in a much more rude way

boy: Hey babe, care to come with me??
girl: go and fuck yourself

by number1dubagoor August 31, 2015

mug yourself

being an arse and doing things that make u worse off. such as stealing from yourself.

dont mug yourself

by Himalaya joe April 10, 2003

Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006

cutting yourself

a person who inflicts injury on oneself. should be taken seriously. not everyone does it for attention, although many have considered it a "fad" and have associated it with emo music. although, there are everyday people who take part in it as a way to relieve stress, anger, the feeling of loss or any other sort of depression. some do it because of failure, low self esteem, problems at home and other serious occurances. cutting too deep can cause serious problems. teachers, parents, friends and many other people take it seriously and try to get you help. most grow out of it after coming into realization, or seeking other alternatives. cutting yourself can become an addiction and often gets out of control. remember, you have the scars to deal with for the rest of your life.

the best beggining alternative to cutting yourself, i found, is snapping a rubber band on my wrist or upper arm when i felt tense.

by all*against*exxon August 30, 2008

go fuck yourself

A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.

"lol, looks like i beat you at WoW again..." "go fuck yourself"

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006