Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

Put a Dick in Your Ear

means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.

---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!

by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

by ouwuma November 15, 2019

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.

(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011

dick in your hand

A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation

Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand

song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.

Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
*********
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

Urban Dick in your Anny

When your Anny get some of dat black stink dick in her, a foreign object, and urban dick!
Your Anny could refer to your little Anals.
Also sounds like Urban Dictionary!

Peter entered "an Urban Dick in your Anny" in the Urban Dictionary.

by Fukaface! September 17, 2020