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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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Just your dick

And the sense of entitlement than comes along with it.
Hym "No it's just your dick and if you need to steal everything from me for women to be equal then they are not equal. And you stealing from me doesn't make you any less inferior because no one COULD steal from you in the same way because you and your mind are worthless. Ree-lon's entire justification is 'covering up the fact that he's retarded.' No one will ever know!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.
Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.
by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025
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just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you
^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
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National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
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