sticky knob

When one commits the ultimate in revenge actions by ejaculating onto the door knob of the house that is being toilet papered.

Hurry up Benny and leave this poor douche a sticky knob so we can go.

by candon September 7, 2005

Knob Giving

When someone rides you while you crabwalk.

Dude, my yoga skills finally helped in sex, my girlfriend and I tried Knob Giving last night.

by CrimsonFox64 November 12, 2013

Knob lob

The act of lobbing a grenade across the playing field, random with no reason, in games such as Call of Duty.

I SWEAR IF I GET KILLED BY ONE MORE KNOB LOB I WILL JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW.

by a912 December 16, 2010

knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick

Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!

by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.

"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"

by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010

Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.

Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.

by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022